My ten favourite annoying habits!

1. Giving Mummy my diseases, like yesterday when she was sick five times and Daddy had to mercy-dash back from work to look after me!
2. Hiding Mummy's wedding and engagement rings in tiny crevices - hours of handwringing hysteria!
3. Ripping tissues into tiny shreds and then mashing them into a glass of water!
4. Breaking Mummy's lipsticks in two and then squidging the remnant into the freshly-changed bedclothes!
5. Taking an hour to get dressed in the morning, because anything is more interesting than that (and I hate the prison of clothes!)
6. Wanting to talk on the phone at the same time as Mummy or at least press the buttons, especially during a busines call!
7. Slapping Mummy on the belly; whoever's inside needs to know who's in charge around here! (hmm there may be trouble ahead - ed)
8. Taking little baby bites out of each piece of fruit in the fruit bowl, then hiding them!
9. Wanting to be carried up the stairs, along with the shopping and the laundry...
10. ..but I have just learnt to give kisses, and despite being a bit spitty and cold, they are very very very very sweet.