I am feeling bitter

Switzergent has gone to Norway for three days. This has its good and bad points.

I can cook food he normally hates e.g. liver (I love liver) good

I can buy bread he normally hates e.g. brown (I love brown bread too) good

I can fiddle on the computer to my heart's content good

But:

I have to put the girls to bed on my own when I am tired and want to kill them bad

I have to look after the plants - more heavy responsibility bad

and worst of all, while I am scraping dried Weetabix off Glory's high chair, Switzergent in Norway gets to go on a nature tour followed by al fresco dinner in the forest, surrounded by elk and beavers and ..*struggles to recall other Norwegian fauna*...stoats. stoats? bad bad BAD.

So I have no choice but to publish this picture:



in the interest of fairness.