Morbid thoughts

Home alone, apart from Gloria who is asleep.

What I ate for my supper: leftover rice, tomato lentilly thing with broccoli, 2 clementines and 2 squares 74% dark chocolate. Yum yum.

What I have been doing for the past couple of hours: staring at the Internet, blissfully chatting to my best friend, pacing the flat slightly aimlessly, wishing the DVD player wasn't broken, wondering what will eventually finish me off.

What I think will eventually finish me off: it's either heart disease or skin cancer. Heart disease because I LOVE dairy products - cheese, butter, full-fat milk, cream, clotted cream, all of it. Skin cancer because I am very pale with large moles. I am the awkward lady with the big hat and the pained expression on the beach. Thank God for winter, at least everyone else is covered up too. Then again winter = covered up = no one minds you being fat = brandy butter, please.

Heart disease wins.