A rumpus in the supermarket!

A baby elephant was seen earlier today in the local supermarket "picking up a few bits and pieces."

Whilst retrieving her items off the conveyor belt, she noticed a lady behind her tutting loudly in indignation. The baby elephant had committed the following crime: leaving her green, plastic basket on the metal stand in front of the conveyor belt and forgetting to put it in the stack of other green, plastic baskets!

"We're not in France, you know," said the tutting lady.

From David Attenborough's The Behaviour of Urbanised Elephants

PS I wonder where the Swiss get their reputation for anal retentiveness?