End-of-term exam time

Please answer ALL the questions below. No talking. No mobile phones. No eye contact. No hand gestures.
Time allowed: 1 minute.

Question 1: Is the Pope Catholic?

Question 2: Do bears perform their ablutions in the woods?

Question 3: Will England exit the World Cup after a penalty shoot-out in the quarter finals?

Question 4: Does Gloria have another cold?

Question 5: Is Switzerlady exhausted after getting up 5 times a night for a week to tend to her?

Question 6: Did Emma fling Brian across the room instead of taking him to bed?

Question 7: Was she also heard to remark "This is not my monkey, this is an impostor"?

Anyone achieving less than 100% will stay down a year. Results to be published tomorrow.