End-of-term exam time
Please answer ALL the questions below. No talking. No mobile phones. No eye contact. No hand gestures.
Time allowed: 1 minute.
Question 1: Is the Pope Catholic?
Question 2: Do bears perform their ablutions in the woods?
Question 3: Will England exit the World Cup after a penalty shoot-out in the quarter finals?
Question 4: Does Gloria have another cold?
Question 5: Is Switzerlady exhausted after getting up 5 times a night for a week to tend to her?
Question 6: Did Emma fling Brian across the room instead of taking him to bed?
Question 7: Was she also heard to remark "This is not my monkey, this is an impostor"?
Anyone achieving less than 100% will stay down a year. Results to be published tomorrow.
2 Comments:
There's a theme to this, isn't there?
its time to leave home. come live with me in my haven for tired mum's
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