Switzerlady

English housewife and mother in Switzerland. Needs meaningful occupation to prevent life of crime.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

A recipe for disaster

1. Take one large chocolate bunny rabbit.
2. Put children to bed.
2. Put Desperate Housewives on.
3. Play mind games, for example:

You gave up chocolate for Lent, now its Easter. Tuck in!
Bye Bye, bunny ears.
You're breastfeeding, it's ok!
Down the hatch, bunny face.
You're running 10km on Saturday!
Yum yum, bunny arms and torso.
Gloria screamed for an hour today! Treat yourself!
Scoff scoff, bunny tummy, legs, paws, little cotton tail, everything.
Nice, isn't it?
Roam house drooling like a goon, looking for anything containing sugar.

Blubberous Overhang: Hi! Sorry to interrupt!! Where shall I put my things?

Serves One.

PS Happy Easter everyone

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