Well, she arrived and I didn't even have to call Swiss Search and Rescue *thinks about men in uniforms and reflects disappointedly for a moment before remembering happy marriage*

And what a lovely time we've had; Ma has been waiting on us hand and foot, making meals, doing all the washing up, pushing the pram, frequently interjecting with things like "Are you OK, darling? Do you need to lie down?"

I don't know how to break it to her that I don't feel that sick anymore.