What's on my kitchen floor

1. Crumbs.
2. Matter.
3. Baby spoon, one.
4. Plastic bricks, seven.
5. Yoghurt pot lids, two.
6. Pea and sweetcorn kernels, countless (these I just don't see anymore.)
7. Hazerdous objects like drawing pins that my Golden-Haired Snowelf will definitely eat, also countless (comment ibid.)

What's on my kitchen surfaces:
1. Dirty pots, pans and crockery, as far as the eye can see.

What a responsible person would be doing now instead of blogging:
1. Clearing up the kitchen

What I want to do now:
1. Be sick.
2. Go to bed.
3. Weep.