Toytown News

DUCK MAULED IN BATHTIME HORROR!

Yesterday a rubber duck was brutally savaged during an early evening swim.

Headless!

A Lego witness from the Jolly Roger described the scene as "frightening..i just saw this giant beast's pink paw descend and grab the little fella, then put him straight into its mouth! He could have had his head bitten off! He's lucky to be alive."

Spokesduck!

A spokesduck told this newspaper "He's shaken, but his injuries are minor, thank God."

Toys are urged to be vigilant.

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