Gouda Gildes Siroopwafeln

My friend Peter is staying with us from Holland. Let's interview him!

Lil: Hello, Peter. Welcome to Switzerland. Tell us, how did you find the bath?
Peter: Thank you for having me. I loved easing my considerable frame in there. I had issues with sud removal, but these were easily resolved. As in life generally, it was lovely once you're in.

Lil: How have you found the Swiss and their land?
Peter: Friendly though requiring encouragement. The land is stunning.

Lil: Are the hills a refreshing change?
Peter: That is a particular thrill living as I do below sea level. At 500m altitude sickness was a concern.

Lil: Describe what we have done today.
Peter: I woke up at 8am to discover that the rest of the household - beaming, healthy and rightly proud parents plus delicious bundle of baby joy - had already been hard at breakfast and bathing rituals for some time. I was impressed. We decided to go on a day trip to Neuchatel, the Swiss Newcastle. After a lovely train journey we arrived in a beautiful little town; we went to a cafe and wandered around. Then we had a good meal in a lovely restaurant before wandering some more and heading home. It was a super day trip.

Lil: Describe my chubby queen in a sentence. (Only compliments are acceptable, I am sensitive.)
Peter: Charming, cherubic, flirtatious, engaging, playful...and chubby
Lil: yes yes yes..
Lil: One last thing. Are the oysters making you ill yet?
Peter: Not at all, but then I am highfalutin'