like a giant lard cake

When last in the UK, imagine my suprise when the scales told me I'd lost a stone. I put this down to a) hoiking a 7?8?kg sack of potatoes, sorry, Emma, from pillar to post b) not driving and c) living somewhere hilly, nay, mountainous. And breastfeeding.

However just setting foot on Swiss soil has made it all pile on again within a week. (Shurely not the shirupwafeeeln? Ed)

Must abort post. Child is wailing.

PS was probably getting a bit too Bridget Jones anyway