Rejoicing?

I think we have cracked the sleep thing, and it was oh so simple. I might write a book about my method. I might call it 'The No-Cry Mashed Potato Sleep Solution.'

Step One: Give your baby lots and lots of mashed potato for his supper. Use toys to distract, alternate mouthfuls with chocolate pudding - whatever it takes to get the spud down.

Step Two: Put baby to bed for 12 hours unnterrupted kip as mash settles like a concrete elephant in his tiny insides.

The End.

(Obviously it needs padding out a bit.)

I might still be wrong, of course, but after 2 full nights' sleep, I am buoyant.