Switzerlady

English housewife and mother in Switzerland. Needs meaningful occupation to prevent life of crime.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

An interested person enquires

So, what's happened to Switzerlady? It's been a while..
Thanks for asking. She's still around, but time on the computer has become a bit of a luxury since the arrival of Glorymouse 5 weeks ago.

Why's that?
Well, there's also the Golden-Haired Snow Elf to keep fed and watered for one thing and Glorymouse is hard as nails.

Hard as nails? Gosh!
Yup. She thinks sleep is for wimps. Why sleep when you can scream? She's on a 24 hour endurance wake-a-thon, man. If she could have chosen her own name it would have been

Andy McNab?
Exactly. (It makes no difference that she's a girl.)

Sounds exhausting.
Yes. It is. She hates the crib. She doesn't like to feed for very long. Last night she woke up at 4am and decided the day had to start. Nights are just borrrriinnnnng!

What effect is this having on Switzerlady's mental health?
She is unable to complete simple tasks. She is sort of at her wits end and has lost confidence in her mothering skills. She doesn't remember it being this hard with the GHSE, though wonders if this is because she has erased this period of her life from her memory.

* break as GM has started screaming. again. *

6 Comments:

At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can only send love and sleepy vibes to you chuck. Hang in there xx

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I can only hope for a speeding first couple of months. And a better time once that span is over with!@

 
At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor you. Kisees. x x

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or "Kisses" even!

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger christina said...

You poor thing. Should we declare a state of emergency?

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger Fashion Detective said...

The "zone" will get you every time. Is she six weeks yet?? Remember that day we met in BTF in milk stained t-shirts and with the bags under our eyes tickling our knees? It will be much better soon. x x

 

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